So, I was following my daily regimen of dabbing lotion on my face. Ahem...well, it was a particular KIND of ointment:
My 8 year old daughter walks in and eyes my activity. Then says abruptly, "That's to get rid of your wrinkles, right?"
I look rather sheepisly at my botox-in-a-bottle and say, "Uh...yeah..."
She shakes her head and says, "Too bad they lie to you like that." She throws her hands up in the air. "They just LIE!" Then she turns on her heels and leaves me with my lie-in-a-bottle.